According to NBC news, if Biden wins, Elizabeth Warren may become the Secretary of the Treasury.

- If you remember, Warren LOST the nomination to Biden… But I guess Liz feels, “If you can’t beat em, Wampum”.

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Matel is introducing a brand new Barbie “Inspired By and Dressed Like” Elton John. The Rocketman himself picked out Barbie’s clothes, shoes and sunglasses.

- And if you push a button on her back, she sings “JENNIE & the Jets”.

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A survey by “Best Life Magazine” found that New Jersey is the most hated state in the country.

- I have good memories of New Jersey… When I was in the Army I was stationed at Ft. Monmouth, NJ and lived one block from the Ocean in a town called Long Branch - which was just a short drive from Red Bank.. In fact I used to Bank at the Long Branch Branch of the Red Bank Bank. (Ba Da Boom!)

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A group of Australian Veterinary Students have posed Naked for a charity calendar that will benefit the country’s Farmers.

- It’s a nice change of pace from the “Sexy Sheep” calendar that came out last year.

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Kelly Ripa bragged about her husband’s MAN PARTS after an Instagram photo showed a large bulge in his pants.

- See guys… Some day when the need arises, apparently there ARE advantages to wearing Depends.

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A top plastic surgeon claims that more and more MEN are getting Botox for forehead wrinkles since they’re working from home and want to look good if and when they finally go back to the office.

- That according to Dr. Rip Van WRINKLES of Sleepy Hollow, NY.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick