During a video call fundraiser, Joe Biden told Oprah that his son Hunter is “The smartest man I know”.

- Joe needs to get out of the basement and meet some new people.

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Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg and Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey testified before Congress about their decisions to restrict pro-Trump stories on social media yesterday.

- With that beard he looks like one of those Confederate Statues “protestors” were tearing down.

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A man broke into a restaurant in the UK and was found the next day passed out next to bottles of booze and a half eaten cheesecake.

- Who among us hasn’t tried to relive our college days?

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Kim Kardashian continues to be slammed on Twitter for taking her family to a private island to celebrate her 40th Birthday during the Pandemic.

- Kim went skinny dipping on the trip… confusing astronomers who weren’t expecting the next “Supermoon” until March of 2021.

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Caitlyn Jenner will star in a new Sitcom.

- Working titles include: “How I Became Your Mother”, “THAT Girl”, and “Slightly Less Than Two & a Half Men”.

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Donald Trump’s campaign website was briefly ‘seized’ by hackers Tuesday who claimed to have evidence that ‘completely discredits’ him as President.

- Looks like Hillary finally found her 33,000 missing emails.

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The new movie about Bob Dylan’s life and career has been put on hold because of COVID.

- How many projects have been shut down because of the Virus? The answer my friend is blowing in the wind - so make sure you wear a mask.

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Daylight Savings Time comes to an end this Sunday at 2am… meaning we turn our clocks back one hour.

- Usually I look forward to it because we get an extra hour of sleep… but this year, it means we have to wait ANOTHER WHOLE HOUR for the Election to be over.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick