Only one day to go to the Election. I think we can all agree that no matter who takes the Presidency, we’ll ALL be winners because the Political Ads, Robocalls and Text Messages will STOP! Unfortunately, since it may take days (weeks?) to count the votes… we’ll be “Les Miserables” for a while longer.

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A Florida man was arrested for calling 9-1-1 and telling them that he saw “Little Green Aliens” on the ground.

- Turns out they were Frogs.

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Lady Gaga is taking heat for dressing up as a camouflage wearing, beer-swilling “Redneck” Trump supporter, to try and get votes for Biden.

- Camouflage is okay, but I think she looks better in her meat dresses… especially the “Strip” Steak.

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Looking for a Christmas gift for the heavy sleeper in your life? Check out “Sonic Bomb”, which not only blasts a 113 decibel alarm but also shakes your bed and flashes lights.

- That reminds me of something that happened back in my High School days… I had a friend named Bob Bemisderfer who had trouble getting out of bed in the morning for school. His mother would come in the room, and try to get him up. If it took more than two or three times, she’d yell “GET UP… OR YOUR ASS IS GRASS AND I’M THE LAWN MOWER“ (True!)

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According to a new survey by Panera, the average family argues 156 times a year over where to have dinner and that it takes an average of 17 minutes for them to decide.

- It never took that long in our house because it only took us 10 seconds to tell our six kids that we were eating in “The Kitchen”.

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An oceanfront Palm Beach estate once owned by John Lennon and his wife Yoko has sold for $36 MILLION - a bargain considering it was listed at $47 MILLION.

- The buyers got it for a Song… Hopefully not one by Yoko!!

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RIP… Sean Connery who died from dementia on Saturday at the age of 90. He leaves behind his wife of 45 years and one son. But maybe he’ll return someday, because in his film James Bond reminded us, “You Only Live TWICE”.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday… Election Day! So if you haven’t already… VOTE!

-Dick