President Trump was released from the Hospital and is back at the White House with his wife Melania who also has the virus. Meanwhile she was caught on tape calling Stormy Daniels a “Porn Hooker”.

- Well if the stiletto heels fit…

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NBC is being criticized for their “Town Hall with Joe Biden” event last night which many say was “An Infomercial” for Biden.

- They knew it was an “infomercial” when Biden said he would get the economy back on track if everyone would just get a “Reverse Mortgage” on their home.

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A body language expert says that during many of his video posts with Meghan Markle, Prince Harry looks like he’s “Being held Hostage”.

- Ya think??

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Meanwhile, Buckingham Palace insiders say Queen Elizabeth offered Meghan and Harry a secret plan that would let them LIVE IN AFRICA so they could have some PRIVACY.

- But they wanted even MORE privacy… so they moved to HOLLYWOOD.

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A seventeen-foot female Great White shark was caught off the coast of Nova Scotia estimated at 55 years old and weighing an astounding 3500 pounds

- Makes sense. I’ve heard Menopause can cause weight gain.

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The Full Moon coming up on Halloween will be the first one to occur across ALL TIME ZONES AROUND THE WORLD since 1944.

- THAT Full Moon occurred when the #2 Nazi - FAT Hermann Goering - dropped his pants and surrendered to the Allies.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick