President Trump announced this morning that he will NOT participate in any VIRTUAL debates - which is what the Debate Commission is calling for.

- Zoom Debates?? Who wants to see two 70-something guys argue with no pants on??

- Bill Clinton said, “Why didn’t they have Zoom when I was running?”

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The big news on Social Media this morning is the fly that landed on VP Pence’s head last night - and stayed for 2 min. and 9 sec.

- I don’t mean to make a Mountain out of a Mole Hill… but did you notice the fly WAS NOT wearing a MASK??

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During last night’s debate, VP Pence and Kamala Harris were seated 12 ft apart and were separated by plexiglass.

- It reminded me of watching the old “Dating Game” show, except the moderator didn’t ask if they’d “do it” on the first date.

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Roger Montoya, a Democratic Congressional Candidate in New Mexico, has admitted to starring in two pornographic films in the 80’s.

- Apparently it took this long for anybody to recognize his FACE.

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A T-Rex fossil sold for $31 million dollars at Christie’s Auction House in New York.

- That breaks the record for the most money spent on a fossil since Cher’s last sold out concert in Vegas.

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A quick, one question survey by OnePoll found that 68% of people have ended a relationship because their partner was bad in bed.

- Apparently the survey wasn’t the only thing that took less than a minute to complete.

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30% of Americans say they plan to take their relative’s temperatures before letting them inside their homes for Holiday Gatherings this year.

- So now this Thanksgiving they’ll be at least TWO turkeys stuck with a thermometer.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick