Prez Trump waved to the crowd from his Limo at the “Million MAGA March” rally in Washington this weekend, and then when golfing.

- After his first shot, he asked for a Do-Over... For the Election… Not his shot.

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Meanwhile, Joe Biden stayed home but DID go out for a bike ride.

- If you have any idea where he ended up, please call his wife Jill.

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A new survey found that over 300,000 residents have moved out of New York City in the past eight months because of rising crime rates.

- On a bright note… it’s launched a new business… “Three Hundred Thousand Men and a Truck”.

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A group of Psychologists are studying the mental effects of being in a relationship with Sex Robots.

- Early results indicate its great at the beginning but… “But then the sex gets kind of Mechanical”.

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Meantime, the four day Swinger’s Convention known as “Naughty In Nawlins” is under way despite rising cases of Coronavirus.

- To be honest, people who go to a “Swinger’s Convention” don’t strike me as the type to worry about picking up a Virus.

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Dolly Parton says she thinks it was “God’s plan” that she not have kids… so she could focus on Charity for All Children instead.

Well that… and the fact that if she Breast fed, her kids could have drowned.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick