A rather hefty Leonardo DiCaprio was spotted taking a walk a beach in Malibu.

- Looks like he hit the Midnight Buffet on the Titanic before it went down.

- He said he’s going on a “Salad Diet” to lose weight saying, “Ice Berg Lettuce… Dead Ahead!” (Ba Da Doom)

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Due to the Pandemic, the CDC is suggesting that Americans have Thanksgiving outside.

- Hey if eating outside was good enough for the Pilgrims and Elizabeth Warren, it’s good enough for us!

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McDonald’s will introduce a new Vegan burger next year named the “McPlant”.

- In other “Woke” news… the Hamburglar is demanding that Mayor McCheese “Defund Officer Big Mac”.

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In a related story, McDonald’s say’s “Meat-Free Chicken” could be next.

- Thus the age old question, “Why Did the Meat-Free Chicken Cross the Road?”

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Steven Speilberg’s 24 year old daughter Mikaela who has made headlines as a soft porn actress says her Dad continues to be supportive of her “work”.

- She’s even doing a new film dedicated to her Dad… “Saving Ryan’s Privates”.

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Alec Baldwin says he’ll be appearing less on “Saturday Night Live” now that President Trump is leaving the White House.

- And half the Country said there wouldn’t be anything good to come out of a Biden win.

- Alec says it will allow him to spend more time pursing “pet projects” like beating up people over parking spaces.

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Phil Collins estranged wife claims the singer “Didn’t shower or brush his teeth for months at a time”.

- Well at lease now we know what was “In the Air Tonight”.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick