Today is Veteran’s Day… I believe the quote above says it beautifully. To all of our Veterans...we not only Salute You, but Thank You, for your Service and the Sacrifices You and Your Families made for our Great Country. At a time of deep disagreement, I think we can all agree on that.

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Mike Tyson said he used a prosthetic penis called “The Whizzinator” to pass drug tests during his boxing career.

- “The Whizzinator” sounds like the Doctor you call when you have bladder control issues.

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Meanwhile yesterday, Richard Branson's “Virgin Hyperloop,” which transports passengers at a hypersonic 600mph had it’s first human test.

- I thought the“Virgin Hyperloop” was the name of a new Birth Control device.

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Portland, Oregon City Commissioner Jo Ann Hardesty, who for months has been pushing to “Defund the Police”, CALLED 911 yesterday after a Lyft driver canceled her ride and asked her to get out of his car.

- NOTE TO MISS HARDESTY: Police are like Toilet Paper. You never know how much you need ‘em until you run out.

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Scientists at the University of Santa Maria have examined the first complete brain of a dinosaur.

- “The exam didn’t hurt a bit” said Larry King.

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The UK-based Collins Dictionary has announced it’s “Word of the Year” for 2020 and the winner is… LOCKDOWN.

- In a related story, this year’s “Zoom Meeting of the Year” award goes to CNN’s Jeffrey Toobin.

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Have a great day, Thank a Veteran and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick