Joe Biden told his advisors he wants to avoid investigations into Donald Trump's business dealings because it could divide the country.

- And we wouldn’t want something like that happening.

- I’m thinking maybe Joe doesn’t want somebody ELSE’s business dealings investigated.

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President Trump has changed his hair color from Orange to Gray.

- Rumor has it, when he leaves the White House he’ll star in a new TV Series… “Gray is the New Orange”.

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The CDC is encouraging people who host Thanksgiving parties to refrain from singing or shouting because it spreads Coronavirus more easily.

- Well there goes my annual rendition of “Apples, Peaches, Pumpkin Pie” by Jay and the Techniques.

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They’re also encouraging people to keep their pets away from visitors who don’t live in the house.

- It has nothing to do with COVID… they just don’t want their legs humped.

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The team of four NASA Astronauts flying on the Space X capsule are now fully docked at the International Space Station.

- But since they flew, the CDC is asking them to Quarantine - basically sitting around doing nothing on Uranus for 14 days.

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With no challenger in sight, Speaker Nancy Pelosi should breeze through her reelection bid in today’s House leadership vote and move closer to what is expected to be her final two-year term as Speaker of the House.

- Nancy wants to get her hair done for the occasion. I sure hope she can get an appointment!

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick