A new study found that regularly eating Eggs can increase your chances of diabetes.

- Do Reese’s Peanut Butter Eggs count?

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A study by the University of California found that face masks do NOT impede your breathing during workouts, although you may think they do.

- So next time you work out with a mask and you get that suffocation feeling causing you to panic and think you can’t breath… just remember, it’s all in your head.

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A man and woman down South were arrested for having sex in plain view of passing motorists on a main road.

- To explain her actions to the Cops, the woman told them “We were just having a little fun on our way to our vacation in Florida”. The man told the Cops, “No…no…no. We’re not going to Florida. All I told her was, I was gonna Tampa with ya”.

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Police in London say $7 million dollars in Apple Products were stolen in a highway robbery.

- Speaking of Highway Robbery… Apple’s new iPhone can set you back up to a thousand bucks.

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Due to a lack of business caused by the Pandemic, a popular Nudist Bed & Breakfast in New Orleans has shut down.

- They also closed the attached Nudist Diner known for it’s “Hot Dog and Bottomless Fries”.

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A study found that people who regularly get a good night's sleep lower their risk of heart failure by 42%.

- And if their hearts DO fail they won’t know it because they’re asleep.

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Elon Musk became the world’s third-richest person this week, leapfrogging over Mark Zuckerberg and bringing in $170,000 PER SECOND.

- For those of you who aren’t good at math, that works out to $340,000 EVERY TWO SECONDS. “Your welcome”.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick