The Oxford Dictionary staff said they were unable to settle on just one “Word of the Year” for 2020.

- I’ve got plenty of suggestions… but I can’t print ‘em here because ALL of ‘em are 4-Letters Words. .

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NY Gov. Andrew Cuomo - who sent more than 6000 people with COVID to Nursing Homes - was given the “International Founders Emmy” on Monday for his “Masterful use of TV” during the Pandemic.

- This is like giving me the “Lifetime Achievement Oscar” for my 11 second voice-over in Beverly Hills Cop III.

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A new study finds that drinking coffee from Paper Cups may be bad for your health because of Plastic Particles that melt into the drink.

- So now there’s PLASTIC in PAPER?? This explains why my Grandkids are always trying to get me to play “Rock, PLASTIC, Scissors”.

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A new study by the Scottish Association of Marine Science found that Blue Whales have returned to the coast of Georgia after nearly going extinct.

- So this is what they meant by a “Blue Wave” before the election.

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The world's last known White Male Giraffe has been given a GPS tracking device in Kenya.

- Apparently he caught his wife necking with another Giraffe and wants to track her car.

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A synagogue in NY has been slapped with a $15,000 fine after hosting a secret 7000 person wedding that’s being called a “Super Spreader”.

- Question… How do you make a 7000 person wedding SECRET??

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday! (Unless we have another Technical Glitch like we did Yesterday).

-Dick