Michael Douglas told reporters that one of the last things his father Kirk Douglas said to him - moments before he died last week at age 103, was “Mike (Bloomberg) can get it done!”

- I would have thought if any of the Dem Candidates would have had a “Spartacus Moment” it would have been Cory Booker.

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Monica Lewinksy attended the “Vanity Fair Oscars Dinner.”

- She wore a black dress because her favorite blue one was at the Dry Cleaners.

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Joe Biden’s campaign says he was quoting John Wayne when he called a female audience member “a lying dog faced pony soldier.”

- Trump jumped on the comment and is now offering “Make Lying Dog-Faced Pony Soldiers Great Again” hats on his website.

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Apple may be forced to delay its cheaper version of the iPhone.

- The kids who work at the factory in China had last week off because of Parent/Teacher/Communist Conferences.

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A new study has discovered that a mystery radio source from a galaxy some 500 million lightyears away has been sending out signals twice every hour.

- Plus, they’ve got Weather and Traffic on the Eights and caller 10 wins tickets to Elton John’s “Rocketman” tour.

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82 year old Jane Fonda went gray and recycled a dress she wore to the Oscars in 2014 after vowing that she would never buy new clothes to “Help save the planet”.

- She even wore one of her old hats… a stylish metal helmet she first wore in Vietnam in 1972.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick