Former Gov of Illinois Rod “Blago” Blagojevich, who was convicted for attempting to sell Barack Obama’s vacant Senate seat, says he’s that since Trump released him from prison after 8 years, he’s now “A Trumpocrat!”.

- Trump and Blago say they see eye to eye on two things: Being wrongfully convicted and the importance of good hair care products.

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Meanwhile, Kwame Kilpatrick’s attorney says he hasn’t heard a word from the White House as to whether or not Trump will let the Kwamenator out of prison.

- He said Kwame is so nervous he reversed the letters on three license plates at work this morning.

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Mike Bloomberg is taking heat from middle America for saying that tech jobs are hard, but he could “Teach anybody how to farm”. 

- Apparently Mike isn’t familiar with the song from the musical “Oklahoma”, “Oh the Billionaire and the Farmer Should Be Friends!”

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The betting odds for Bloomberg getting the Democratic Nomination have soared since he floated the idea of Hillary Clinton as his Vice President. 

- The plan is to have Mike elected on November 3rd… then President Hillary will deliver his eulogy on November 7th. 

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Elizabeth Warren said it’s a shame the “Egomaniac Billionaire” can buy his way into the election.

- Isn’t Liz a MILLIONAIRE? Me think she speak with forked tongue.

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Al Pacino’s 40 year old now-ex-girlfriend says she broke up with the 79 year old because “He’s already elderly, it’s hard to be with such and old man. and he didn’t like to spend money”.

- With emphasis on the “Didn’t like to spend money” part.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick