More and more Democrats are rallying around Bloomberg as the candidate who can beat Trump.

- I guess they changed their mind about that whole “Old Rich White Men Are Ruining America” thing.

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Joe Biden and Elizabeth Warren continue to fall in the betting odds to become the Democrat Nominee.

- Pundits say it’s because Joe is the King of Gaffes and Elizabeth is the Chief of… Well, she’s just The Chief.

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Ten thousand men attended Japan’s annual so-called "Naked Festival" … when participants dance around in a loin cloth and white socks to celebrate their fertility.

- I don’t care how “fertile” the guys are. If you dance around in white socks and a loin cloth, good luck getting any woman to want to have kids with you.

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Patrons at the Santa Monica Library were outraged after a porn film was shot there during business hours. - The working title for the film is “Debbie Does the Dewey Decimal System”.

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Pics of a Michigan woman who flew from Grand Rapids to California with her Emotional Support Mini-Horse, “Fred” have gone viral. The woman says she had to pay “an arm and a leg” for bulkhead seats so Fred would have enough room.

- I thought most horses fly in the front of Coach.

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Elton John needed to be helped offstage in New Zealand due to pneumonia.

- When Elton asked his doctor how soon he’ll recover, the doc said “I think it’s gonna be a long, long time”.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick