Scientists say they’ve discovered DNA from a so-called “Ghost Population” that lived 50,000 years ago in Modern Day humans.

- “You can’t argue with Science!” tweeted Elizabeth “Casper” Warren.

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Kellogg is expanding it’s line of plant based meats - called “IncogMeato” sausages and bratwursts. "It's a soy-based product with canola & palm oil - and beet juice for coloring” that “Looks and bleeds like real meat”.

- Yum.

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Just in time for Valentine’s Day, Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos bought his girlfriend Lauren Sanchez a nine-acre estate in Beverly Hills, which boasts terraces, guest houses, a tennis court, and a nine-hole golf course. The cost? $165 MILLION.

NOTE TO GUYS: If you plan on asking her to be your Valentine by giving her a Chocolate Rose you pick up for a buck fifty at the Gas Station, you better hope she doesn’t read this story.

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A new study found that people who play golf at least once a month reduce their risk of premature death by half.

- So now cheating at golf can actually help you cheat death.

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Colin Kaepernick told USA that he’s still hoping to win a spot in the NFL saying “I still train five days a week. I’m ready to go, I’m ready for a phone call”.

- Some people just can’t take a hint. Colin’s like Hillary Clinton with knee pads.

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On this day in 1633 Italian astronomer Galileo Galilei arrived in Rome for his trial before the Inquisition for his belief that the Earth revolves around the Sun.

- And on this day in 2016, Kanye West tweeted that his Whole World revolves around Kim Kardashian’s Moon.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick