The pic below kind of sums up what the Democrat candidates said last night about why they think Bernie can’t beat Trump. Cigar anyone?

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President Trump’s former White House doctor said he used to hide Cauliflower in the Prez’s mashed potatoes to try and help him lose weight.

- The Doc also considered hiring Jenny Craig to be the WH Chef but figured Trump would say she wasn’t “On his team” and Fire her.

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ABC is working on a spin-off of “The Bachelor”… for Senior Citizens aged 65+.

- In this version, instead of a Rose, the Bachelor will give each lucky lady a Walker.

- And instead of champagne and chocolates, the “Dream Suite” will be stocked with Nitro Glycerin and a Defibrillator.

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Harvey Weinstein was diverted to a NYC Hospital for chest pains while on his way to jail. Harvey had complained that trying to get people to believe he was wrongly convicted was like “Banging his head against a wall”.

- Making him a Harvey Wallbanger.

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Meanwhile, Weinstein’s 43 year old ex-wife says she’s “moved on” and has a boyfriend!

- And once he gets to prison, Harvey will have a boyfriend too!

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A former Royal Protection Cop is challenging Prince Andrew’s alibi in the Jeffrey Epstein sex scandal and says he’s willing to go to court to prove it.

- It’ll be a nice change. For once, Andrew will be judged by 12 of his peers as opposed to peering at 12 year old girls.

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Doctors in South Wales say a baboon escaped while having a vasectomy, and took off - along with two female monkeys.

- I’ll bet when they finally catch him, his big red butt’s REALLY gonna be in a sling.

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DON’T FORGET! The 33rd Annual Salvation Army Radiothon for the Bed & Bread Club - that feeds and shelters thousands of men, women and children in Metro Detroit EACH AND EVERYDAY - is coming up THIS FRIDAY, FEB 28th. You can hear it LIVE from 6am to 7pm on AM 760 WJR and streamed on the internet on wjr.com. I’ll be Hosting the 4pm to 7pm slot… along with Jackie and Big Al… of this event that is so near and dear to my heart. Your donations will make a huge difference to so many! You can even make your pledge right now by calling 1-800-SAL-MICH or going to Salmich.org. Thank you in advance and I hope you’ll tune in on Friday!

In the meantime have a great day and I’ll see you back here on the blog Thursday!

-Dick