As President Trump finished his State of the Union Address last night, Nancy Pelosi made a big show of ripping up her copy of the speech behind his back.

- Somebody needs to be put in a Time Out without her Sippy Cup full of Vodka.

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After the speech, Nancy told reporters that ripping up the speech was the “Courteous thing to do considering the alternative”.

- She was going to light the speech on fire but she was afraid people would confuse it with smoke signals from Elizabeth Warren.

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Lori Loughlin and her husband have put their $28.7 MILLION Beverly Hills mansion up for sale. The home has 9 bedrooms, 6 bathrooms and is 12,000 sq. ft.

- Lori says now with the kids off to college they’re looking to “Downsize”. And by “Downsize” she means a 6’ by 8’ cell.

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Domino’s is giving away a $9,000 pizza-shaped engagement ring to one lucky customer in honor of Valentine’s Day.

- Guys, just imagine your girlfriends excitement when all her friends see the ring and say “He went to Dominos!”

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Prosecutors handed out 5 naked pics of Harvey Weinstein to members of the jury in his Sexual Assault trial, and the female jurors winced. But Harvey said he wasn’t embarrassed adding “It was no big deal”.

- In a unanimous verdict… the ladies on the jury agreed.

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Architectural Digest is featuring Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s $80 MILLION California Mansion which they describe as a “Futuristic Buddhist Monastery” filled with “peace and positive energy”.

- And really big toilet seats. 

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick