The Democrat National Committee in Iowa is blaming a faulty phone app for the chaos in Iowa last night that still has ZERO results as of this writing.

- A faulty phone app? That’s refreshing. Usually they just blame it on the Russians.

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Despite the lack of official results, ALL of the leading Democrat candidates are claiming victory.

- KC beats the 49er’s… Elizabeth Warren claims she won the Caucus… Talk about a Big Week for the Chiefs!

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EXIT POLLS indicate Joe Biden came in last place.

- Joe was undeterred saying, “Let’s put this one behind us… AND NOW ON TO IOWA!!!”

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Democrat House Impeachment manager Adam Schiff warned that if Trump isn’t removed from office, he could sell Alaska back to Russia in order to gain their support in the 2020 Election.

- If that actually happens, Sarah Palin will REALLY be able to see Russia from her house!

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Sunny Hostin, one of the co-hosts on “The View” says she considers it “The most important political show on TV”.

- If you ask me it’s more like the “Jerry Springer Show”… Without the chair throwing.

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The internet is still divided over Shakira and J-Lo’s halftime performances at the Super Bowl with many saying it was nothing more than a fancy stripper show.

- When is the NFL gonna wake up and hire a more family friendly act? Like say… Madonna?

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PETA is demanding that the Groundhog used to predict how long winter will last - be replaced with a robot because coming out of it’s hole is too “stressful” on the Groundhog.

- Wait til People for the Ethical Treatment of Robots hear about this.

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At the end of his show yesterday Rush Limbaugh announced that he’s been diagnosed with Stage IV Lung Cancer. No matter where you stand politically, please join us in wishing him well as he fights to beat this!

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick