The Governor has ordered Restaurants and Bars to close at 3pm today… (delivery and carry out still available). The Virus is also affecting people mentally. For more on that, check out an article from this mornings FREEP including advice from my daughter Dr. Jessica Purtan Harrell who is a Clinical Psychologist specializing in Obsessive Compulsive Disorder.

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Biden and Sanders greeted each other at Sunday night’s Democrat debate with an “Elbow Bump”

- They were going to do a “Bootie Bump” but neither can afford to break a hip.

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During the debate, Biden said he WILL absolutely nominate a woman to run as his VP.

- People were like, “We don’t care about the VP… We want T.P.”

- Speaking of TeePee’s… I guess that means Elizabeth Warren could get the job.

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77 year old Joy Behar said she is “stepping away” as a co-host of "The View" for precautionary reasons due to the Coronavirus Pandemic.

- Ya see kids? Every cloud has a Silver Lining!!

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A Pizza Parlor in Wisconsin is offering a special… With each pizza they’ll sell you four rolls of toilet paper. for an extra charge of $3.25. It’s listed on the menu under “Sides of Sauce”.

- You don’t wanna know what they have listed under “Toppings”.

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Elton John postposed his May 1st and 2nd appearances at Little Caesars Arena until 2021 because of the virus. Speaking of which, Elton is on the special “Pandemic Playlist” I’ve put together to listen to while I’m “Social Distancing”…

DICK’s “PANDEMIC PLAYLIST 2020”

“Every Breath You Take” - The Police

“Touch Me In The Morning… But NOT Unless You’ve Washed Your Hands!!!” - Diana Ross

“Girls Just Wanna Have Toilet Paper” - Cyndi Lauper

“Alone Again, UnNaturally” - Gilbert O’Sullivan

“Night Fever” - The Bee Gees

“By The Time I Get To Phoenix… They’ll Be Out of Everything” - Glen Campbell

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Have a great day… stay healthy… and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick