Yesterday, President Trump extended the Social Distancing Guidelines until April 30th.

- I’m about ready to wash my hands of this whole thing.

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Hard to believe the biggest thing in the news two weeks ago was the battle between Joe Biden and Bernie Sanders.

- NOW, if you want to hear from those two, you have to go shopping during “Senior Hour” at Kroger.

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Meghan Markle has reported laid down the law and FORBIDDEN Prince Harry to fly to England to visit his Dad, Prince Charles, who’s been diagnosed with COVID-19.

- Remember the good old days when Harry made his OWN DECISIONS and went to a Vegas hotel, dressed up in a Nazi uniform, and told the HOOKERS what to do??

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Speaking of the Ex-Royals… Prez Trump says that the US WILL NOT pay for Harry and Meghan’s security now that they’ve moved to Los Angeles… but Harry and Meghan say they don’t need his help - they’ve made “Privately Funded Security Arrangements”.

- TRANSLATION: Harry hit Prince Charles up for a raise in his Allowance.

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Divorce filings in NYC have skyrocketed by 50% during the Quarantine which has forced couples to stay at home together.

- Correct me if I’m wrong, but didn’t the Quarantine in NYC start A WEEK AND A HALF AGO??

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You can get more than groceries and prescriptions during Michigan’s lockdown… Under the Governor’s Executive Order Liquor stores will remain open since they are considered “Critical” facilities.

- Well I’ll drink to that!

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I know we’re not supposed to touch our faces… BUT… I’ve had an itch on my nose that’s DRIVING ME CRAZY!!! I’ll admit, I’m about to cave. And thus… our Pandemic Song of the Day…

REO Speedwagon’s “I Can’t Fight This Feeling Anymore”

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick