Governor Whitmer is expected to announce that Michigan schools will be closed for the rest of the year because of the Pandemic.

- She made the announcement Dr. Seuss’s new children’s book… “Oh, The Places You’ll Go… Don’t Include School”.

- There’s a book for the parents too, “Curious George Goes To The Insane Asylum”.

*****

But Seniors in the Class of 2020 WILL Graduate.

- They’ll be the first class ever to wear a Cap, Gown & Face Mask.

*****

Meghan Markle’s first post-royal gig - doing a voiceover for a Disney Documentary about Elephants - is being panned with critics calling her narration “Schmaltzy and Cheesy”.

- I thought Schmaltzy and Cheesy were the names of the Eighth and Ninth Dwarves who Snow White kicked out of her cottage because their ears were too big.

*****

Paris Hilton announced that she’ll delay the release of a new documentary she directed due to the Coronavirus Pandemic.

- As if we don’t have enough bad news lately, now we hear THIS!!

*****

Kroger and Walgreens are installing plexiglass barriers that will help keep Cashiers and Customers from sharing germs.

- But the Bag Boy is still free to sneeze on your Zucchini.

*****

Today’s Pandemic Song of the Day is… “Home on the Range”. Let’s all sing along!!

“We all have to stay Home… It’s a rule - we can’t Roam,

Wash your hands… while your dye job goes Gray.

“Check emails” - I’ve heard… But I forgot my pass-word.

Even my dog stays six feet away”.

*****

Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick