First it was Toilet Paper now it’s Jigsaw Puzzles. Amazon says Jigsaw Puzzles are in the top ten most searched items on their site and many are already sold out.
- It seems to me, If you’re gonna use a puzzle as toilet paper, a CROSSWORD Puzzle might be a better choice.
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Governor Whitmer has prohibited all Non-Essential trips to the Veterinarian - which means No spaying or neutering until the lockdown is lifted.
- So Dog owners are just gonna have to take their Humps and move on.
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The government of Panama has announced than men and women will only be able to leave their homes for two hours at a time, and on different days. Men can go out for groceries on Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays; Women on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays.
- Luckily, they still have phone service so the women can call the men at the grocery stores and remind them to get some milk.
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Dr. Fauci - the White House point man on the Coronavirus - says to get out of the way if someone sneezes because a “Very robust, vigorous” sneeze can travel up to 27 FEET.
- I think I speak for all Americans when I say it’s a good thing Jimmy Durante is no longer with us.
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Russian Officials have ordered a freeze on all Divorces until at least June 1st because of the Pandemic.
- And you thought it was hard being locked in your house with someone you actually LIKE.
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Hillary Clinton told Oprah Magazine that she and her daughter Chelsea have a great relationship and that Chelsea has taught her a lot about “Patience and dealing with it when things don’t go your way”.
- Apparently Hillary missed Chelsea’s class on “Getting Over 2016”.
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Today’s Pandemic Song of the Day is inspired by the Beach Boys:
Wouldn’t it be nice if this was over…
And we wouldn’t have to wash our hands?
And wouldn’t it be nice to touch our noses
And when we sneeze not worry where it lands?
What happy times together we’d be spending…
It seems this Quarantine is ne…ver… ending…
But this SONG is!!
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Have a great day and we’ll see you back here Thursday!
-Dick