President Trump met with Kim Kardashian at the WH to discuss prison reform - especially women jailed for drug offenses.

- If anyone understand a Crack problem, it’s Kim.

- She also suggested changing Orange Prison Uniforms to Black - because they’re more slimming.

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Italy has banned kisses and handshakes in public because of the Coronavirus.

- They’re also urging Italian Men to wash there hands when they’re done talking.

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Daredevil Nik Wallenda walked a high wire over an active Nicaraguan Volcano last night.

- It wasn’t nearly as dangerous as his next stunt: Sitting between Joy Behar and Meghan McCain on “The View”.

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The World Health Organization says we should refer to people with the Corona virus as “Having Contracted It” - and not “Possibly Infecting Others” so as not to “shame and blame” people for spreading the virus.

- Plus… each patient will receive a “Corona Virus Participation Trophy”!

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Jeff Bezos and fiancée Lauren Sanchez were spotted on an expensive dinner date just days after Mr. Amazon lost 11.9 billion amid Coronavirus panic.

- Well that explains the Groupon.

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Stephen Spielberg’s porn actress daughter, Mikaela, was arrested on domestic violence charges.

- In a nod to her Dad’s movie ET, she used her one call to Phone Home.

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It’s being reported that Prince Andrew once let a British Super Model he was dating sit on his Mother’s Throne.

- The most shocking part of this story is that Prince Andrew was interested in someone who didn’t need a booster seat.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick