The company that’s responsible for new Emojis announced it's delaying the new batch because of the Virus - however they assured texters that the “Gender Neutral Santa” will be out by Christmas. (True!)

- I can’t wait to get back to the NORMAL PC KIND of craziness we’re used to in this country.

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Business is booming for companies that sell at-home sperm collection kits, thanks in part to questionable fears about COVID-19 reducing fertility.

- The men who are trying this say the In-Home tests really come in Handy.

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Yesterday, we had an Easter “Family Get-Together” with my 6 girls, their husbands and all 8 of the grandkids. But this year… we did it on a Video Conference Call on “Zoom”… with everyone in their own houses. It was different for sure, but great at the same time… Mainly because I didn’t have to pay for anyone’s Easter Dinner!!

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There’s a new viral pic of a woman in Florida who went grocery shopping wearing a pair underwear on her head as a makeshift coronavirus face mask.

- She got the idea from Kim Kardashian who made a mask for her ENTIRE FAMILY out of one pair of her Spanx.

- I ventured out to Kroger this weekend myself with a mask I made out of my tightie whites… I almost suffocated.

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Pandemic Thought for the Day:

Right about now, the TV Show “The Masked Singer” doesn’t seem like such a novel idea anymore does it??

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Today’s Pandemic Song of the Day:

In honor of the on-going Toilet Paper shortage… The Beatle’s “Yellow Submarine”.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick