Here’s a pic of a full rainbow that appeared over NYC on Monday. Which brings us to the POSITIVE Pandemic Song of the Day.

“Why are there so many songs about Rainbows?

And what’s on the other side?

Rainbows are Visions… But only Illusions.

And Rainbows have nothing to hide”.

Lyrics courtesy of Kermit T. Frog

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Suzanne Somers just released a Podcast in which she gives tips on “Solo Sex” during the Quarantine.

- The Podcast is titled: “How to be Your Own Thigh-Master”.

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“The View” has vowed to continue broadcasting despite the Quarantine with all the ladies now broadcasting from their own homes.

- Is there no end to our suffering?

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Jeff Bezos earned $24 BILLION this week as Amazon's value hit $1.1 TRILLION because people forced to stay home did more shopping online.

- Bezos may have made $24 BILLION… but I got my toilet paper delivered in TWO DAY for FREE!!!

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Empty dumpsters caused by the shutdown of restaurants in New York City has given rise to “Gangs of Mice and Rats” who are taking to the streets to battle each other for food and territory.

- It’s like “West Side Story” but with less dancing.

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The Federal Government is being sued for denying aid to some Small Businesses including the “Little Darlings” Strip Club in Flint.

- That according to a recent Pole.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick