An 18-year-old man was arrested yesterday for trespassing after he broke into Disney World in California which is closed due to the Coronavirus.
- He’s already been tried, convicted, and served his sentence because he had a Fast Pass.
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A California woman found a duck egg at a park, hid it in her bra for 35 days and - Voila! - A baby duck hatched.
- Dolly Parton tried this once… but the after it hatched, the duck quacked… “Help… I can’t breathe!”.
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Instead of sending them to jail, officials in Indonesia are sentencing people who violate the nations Pandemic Lockdown Order to spend two weeks in a haunted house.
- If they really want to punish people they should sentence them to two weeks at Joy Behar’s house.
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Caitlyn Jenner took to instagram to post a video of herself vacuuming her Malibu mansion during Lockdown.
- This is the biggest Eureka moment Caitlyn’s had since she decided she didn’t want to be Bruce anymore.
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An unconfirmed report claims North Korea’s Kim Jong Un is said to be in “Grave condition” following heart surgery and may be replaced by his sister.
- For those of you don’t know her… her name is Kim Jong Kim.
- And if you can’t tell her apart from her brother… she’s the better looking one.
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RIP… Robin Seymour, Detroit’s original Top 40 DJ who passed away over the weekend at the age of 94. More on Robin tomorrow.
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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!
-Dick