Sales of sex toys have gone up 50% since the lockdown went into effect.

- At least that’s the buzz.

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Sites that stream Classical Music have seen a huge influx of subscribers during the Pandemic - as people tune in for the calming effect.

- It’s a great way to relax until things get Bach to normal.

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The Palm Beach County Water Utilities Department is begging residents NOT TO USE Baby Wipes after all four pumps at the wastewater pumping facility in Boca Raton ended up clogged at the same time.

- First no Hugs. Now no Huggies. Life just isn’t fair.

- On a bright note… if you’ve happen to have FOUR GIANT PLUNGERS laying around, you could make some serious cash.

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Lori Loughlin’s daughters moved out of the family home so they could spend Lockdown away from their Mom.

- Fortunately, Lori was able to pay $500,000 to two other girls to pretend to be her daughters and Quarantine with her.

- Lori spending Isolation just like the rest of us… Cleaning out closets and taking pictures of herself on a rowing machine.

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85 year old Shirley MacLaine says she’s spending Lockdown exploring the beginning of Mankind. “I’m here at this time learning how all this started and going into my own interior. It’s my metaphysical language. Totally isolated here, you find your survival, your spiritual meaning”.

- And then she made a grilled cheese sandwich for her lunch with Cleopatra.

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Saw this Julie Andrews/Sound of Music Covid-19 video on YouTube. Thought you might be interested in checking it out and even singing along! Enjoy with some tea with jam and bread! Just click on the link!

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick