Reseachers at a hospital in the Bronx, say men are more adversely affected by the Coronavirus because it hangs out in their… um… “fellas”. 

- The new discovery is known as CAJONE-19. 

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Disney may not reopen it’s theme parks until 2021 because “Social Distancing” might be safe - but fewer people in the parks wouldn’t be profitable.

- There will be Preventative measures… Snow White will make Sneezy sleep on the couch and there will be a strict “One Person Per Boat” limit in the “Tunnel of Love”.

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A British survey found that 22% of men and 31% of women are finding their partner irritating during isolation… and 12% people stuck indoors with their partner were “re-evaluating” their future together.

- But enough about Bill and Hillary.

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A company in Italy has installed a “Traffic Light System” to let workers know when they can and can’t use the bathroom.

- Red means it’s occupied… and Green means you’re good to go.

- The light turns Yellow every time a guy walks out carrying a newspaper.

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Connecticut is using high tech drones to monitor people’s temps, detect sneezes and coughs, and monitor social-distancing from the sky.

-This is the most historic “Big Brother” to be in the sky since Orville watched Wilbur take a spin over Kitty Hawk.

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To lighten the mood, a farm in Charlotte, NC is renting out “Mambo” - an 8-year-old miniature donkey - to appear in conference calls while people work from home.

- When I was in radio, we used to have a Jack Ass visit our meetings all the time. But instead of “Mambo” we called him “The Program Director”.

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Dennis Rodman said that he hopes the unconfirmed report that North Korea’s “Supreme Leader” Kim Jong Un is in grave danger after undergoing heart surgery is 'just a rumor'.

- But just in case… Dennis says he’s already picked out a Dress for the funeral.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick