To give you something to do during the Pandemic… Kodak is selling the World’s Largest Jigsaw Puzzle… with 27 different scenes and 51,300 pieces.

- Well that sounds easily Doable….. If they extend the quarantine for another 15 years.

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Meryl Streep wore a bathrobe and drank a martini as she sang a 90th Birthday tribute to composer Steven Sondheim live on TV Sunday night.

- Meryl’s amazing! She slurred her words in 7 different accents!

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Quebec Court of Appeal has ruled that A $500,000 debt incurred from three games of “Rock Paper Scissors” is invalid.

- The judges made the decision with a best 2 out of 3 round of Thumb Wrestling.

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Nancy Pelosi endorsed Joe Biden for president this morning saying “He’ll make an extraordinary President” because “He never forgets his roots”. 

- He may forget plenty other stuff, but he’s at least he’s got the “roots” thing going for him. 

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A man in northern Spain was busted for trying to take advantage of a rule allowing people to leave their homes so their pets could relieve themselves - when he took his pet fish for a walk in its bowl. (True!)

- On a bright note, he didn’t have to use a Pooper-Scooper.

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Scientists have discovered a piece of Amber containing a Daddy Long Legs who’s, um, “Nineth Leg” was extended.

- Well, yeah. That’s how he became a Daddy.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick