Dentists in France are posting naked pics of themselves online to highlight the need for protective gear.

- Let’s hope the Procotogists don’t get wind of this.

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A group of sheep was spotted lined up outside a McDonald’s in Australia that has closed due to COVID-19.

- Usually when Sheep are in the mood for McNuggets they just head on over to the Rooster’s house.

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Harrison Ford is under investigation after he “misheard” a traffic control tower instruction and flew his private plane too close to a busy runway.

- Harrison’s 77… I’m thinking maybe “Hans Solo” shouldn’t “Fly Solo” anymore.

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Drug manufacturer Pfizer - the makers of Viagra -say they could have a COVID-19 Vaccine ready this Fall.

- It’s good to hear that the company that makes Viagra thinks it’ll have the country Up and Running in no time.

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Undercover cops arrested two women in Laredo, Texas, for violating the city's COVID-19 shutdown order by running an undercover hair salon in their home. They face 180 days in jail and a $1000 fine.

- There’s more to the story… but those are the highlights.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road?

- Because there was no chance of getting hit by a car because everybody was stuck at home. 

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Pandemic Pastime of the Day…

Now that everyone on TV is broadcasting and/or being interviewed from their homes, I find myself getting distracted trying to read the titles of the books on the bookshelves behind them. You too??

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick