Residents of Thailand are so obsessed with their pets that they rushed out to Pet Salons as soon as the city’s lockdown eased… and Dogs were seen wearing nail polish and dresses.

- I’m betting the first dogs to get their hair done were the Gray Hounds.

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Cops pulled over a 19 year old man on an Ontario Freeway who taking his Dad’s car on a Joyride… going 191 MILES PER HOUR.

- You gotta admire the Mountie… and the HORSE… who caught up with him.

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The late Dean Martin's daughter says her Dad will appear “In Concert” as a Hologram in Las Vegas starting in 2021.

- Dean agreed to do it to pay off his Bar bills.

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Officials in Israel floated the idea of implanting Microchips in more than one MILLION school children to monitor their “social distancing”.

- A lot of you will remember the good old days when instead of a Microchip, the Nuns were on hand at the school dances telling everyone to “Leave Room for Jesus!”

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The scientist who made dire Virus predictions prompted Boris Johnson to lock down Britain resigned Tuesday after being criticized for breaking his own calls for social distancing so he could rendevous with his married lover.

- Thus the expression, “Do As I Say… Not WHO I Do”. 

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With the Southern Border closed during the Pandemic, some Mexicans are joining Canadians who are trying to enter the US through Canada.

- The Border Guards can tell ‘em apart because all the Mexicans are wearing Soccer jerseys and the Canadians are wearing Hockey jerseys.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick