A US District Judge has ruled that Strip Clubs - including “Little Darlings” in Flint - are entitled to money under the “Small Business” bailout.

- I wouldn’t exactly call 36 Double D’s “Small Business”.

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RIP… Jerry Stiller of “Stiller & Meara” and later, Frank Costanza, George’s father on “Seinfeld” has died at the age of 92. He finally got his wish. Serenity Now! Sererity Now!

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It’s National Limerick Day!

There once was a sweet girl named Iris

Who was dating a fellow named Cyrus,

Though he thought she was HOT,

“Canoodle” they could not…

Except on Zoom - because of the Virus!

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To promote her new album “Chromatica”… Lady Gaga is selling hot pink Jock Straps and Thongs over the internet.

- With all the songs I played on the air over the years, I always considered myself a bit of a Thong and Dance man.

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Singer Adele posted a pic of herself showing off an incredible 40 pound weight loss.

- To celebrate, she’s releasing a “Trimmed down” version of her hit “Hello”. It’s called “Hi”.

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53 year old Mike Tyson reportedly called 57 year old Evander Holyfield to discuss the possibility of the two of them Boxing again to raise money for Charity.

- Evander said Mike kept him on the phone for two hours adding, “That guy can really chew your ear off”.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick