Governor Whitmer says that we should not expect to see full-capacity Stadiums this fall because of the Virus.

- Well it’s good to see SOMETHING’s getting back to normal. We’re certainly used to the Lions NOT playing up to their full capacity.

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Rosie O’Donell says she’s going stir-crazy in Quarantine and has eaten about 20 boxes of Pop Tarts since the Lockdown started and posted the picture below.

- Dontcha just hate those people who can binge on junk food and still look GREAT???

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Police in West Bloomfield found a horse standing in the middle of Middlebelt Road near Maple Road early this morning.

- So we finally know why the Chicken crossed the road… Because he was Smarter than the Horse.

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Dennis Rodman says that the first time he was invited to North Korea, Kim Jong Un said, “We asked Michael Jordan to come but he wouldn’t come so we asked you.”

- Kim may have a bad haircut… but he’s one smooth operator!

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Despite almost daily technical glitches and mis-speaks, Joe Biden’s campaign says he’ll - indefinitely - continue campaigning from his Basement. (True!)

- This is exactly the “arrangement” our family had with my Ex-Brother-in-Law Joe. We wouldn’t let him out of the basement either.

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Astrologers around the globe are saying that they knew the Pandemic was coming as early as January.

- Well then WHY DIDN’T THEY SAY SOMETHING???

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick