A British study found that dogs go through puberty at the age of eight months.

- And they call it Puppy Love.

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Joe Biden has finally come up with a nickname for Prez Trump… “President Tweety”.

- I guess that’s Joe’s way of giving Trump the Bird.

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A new survey found that 30% of Americans have been using their Retirement Savings during the Coronavirus lockdown.

- Wow. I guess the toilet paper shortage is worse than I thought.

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Shakespeare’s Globe Theater in London may be closed after it was bankrupted by Coronavirus lockdowns.

- Theater fans are upset, but I think they’re making Much Ado About Nothing.

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Adele has reportedly become good friends with Prince Harry and Meghan Markle after the couple moved into her Beverly Hills neighborhood.

- Apparently the only people Meghan Markle has been “Socially Distancing” from is Harry’s family.

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A South Korean Soccer Team filled their stadium with sex dolls to create the look of a crowd during Sunday’s game.

- Observers said they were the best looking fans in the history of Soccer.

- The players were really excited until they remembered they weren’t allowed to use their hands.

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Research suggests that a strategy of being on strict lockdown for 50 days, followed by 30 days of more relaxed social distancing could reduce the number of people getting Coronavirus.

- Seriously?? I haven’t been this confused since Bruce Jenner threw himself a Mother’s Day Brunch.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick