The hackers who stole private documents from a NYC law firm have shifted their ransom claims from Prez Trump to Madonna.

- Trump and Madonna actually have a lot in common. They’ve both been exposed to a Virus.

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A long standing tradition is about to be broken… For decades, the last President returns to the White House to see his portrait unveiled by the new Prez, but this year neither Barack Obama nor Donald Trump want to do it.

- Instead, Trump will unveil a portrait of Jimmy Carter’s brother Billy playing poker with a bunch of dogs.

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You already have to wear a mask on airline flights… Now one carrier in Europe is requiring passengers to raise their hands if they want to go to the bathroom.

- This takes me back to my elementary school days when you raised your hand to let the teacher know you “had to go”. It always worked… Except for that one time with Eddie Chamberlain. “Pour” Eddie.

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Virginia Police arrested a man who wore a hollowed out Watermelon over his head while he stole liquor from a convenience store.

- He told the cops his wife was responsible because she put it on his “Honeydew List”.

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North Korea’s state run media says Kim Jong-un has been working so hard that he doesn’t even take time to sleep.

- Or go to the hair dresser… Or go on a diet… Or join a gym…

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The NFL is testing face masks made with surgical material that could help fight off the Coronavirus.

- In a related story, the Lions are testing a mask that will help them fight off losing in the 4th Quarter.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick