Despite Gov Whitmers mandate that people NOT travel to vacation spots for Memorial Day, her husband attempted to get a Docking Company to put their boat in the water at their vacation home - three hours away.

- It’s a case of “Do As I Say… Not As I Do-ck”.

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Elvis Presley’s Rhinestone-studded jock strap is going up for auction next week with a starting bid of $35,000.

- Well I guess we finally know where he kept the Banana he loved to have on his Peanut Butter Sandwiches.

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On this day in 1805, Lewis and Clark first viewed the Rocky Mountains.

- And they were immediately arrested for standing closer than 6 feet from each other and not wearing masks.

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Joe Biden made his first public appearance since mid-March over the Holiday Weekend.

- The Good News is he came out of his basement. The Bad News is, he saw his shadow so we’re gonna have 6 more months of campaigning.

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Speaking of Biden… A Quinnipiac Poll shows that Joe Biden leads President Trump by 22 points with women who are over the age of 65.

- Or could it be that women over 65 are so appreciative of a man hitting on them, they wanna thank Joe by voting for him.

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Russian Officials are “still trying to determine” how three Doctors fell out of the same hospital window after they criticized the government.

- Well you know what they say in Russia… “When Putin closes a Door, he opens a Window”.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick