Follow Up… Gov Whitmer said that when her husband “dropped her name” when he asked a Docking Company to move them to the front of the line and make sure their boat was in the water before Memorial Day it was JUST a, “failed attempt at humor”.

- Sure. Uh Huh… NOT.

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Joe Biden called Trump an “absolute fool” for making fun of the mask the VP wore on Memorial Day and accused Trump of “False masculinity”.

- Put another way, he accused Trump of being Rosie O’Donnell.

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According to “Inside sources” the feud between Kate Middleton and Meghan Markle started over whether 3 year old Princess Charlotte should wear tights to Harry and Meghan’s wedding. Kate said yes. Meghan said no.

- And Prince Andrew voted for fishnets.

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The “Average American” has put on an extra five pounds since the pandemic started.

- Well I picked a great time to be “Above Average”.

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A video has gone viral of an angry mob of shoppers chasing a woman out of a Staten Island grocery store because she wasn’t wearing a mask.

- I miss the good old days when angry mobs of shoppers chased people out of stores “just because”.

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Three Bolivian brothers - age 10, 8 and 6 - were hospitalized after coaxing a black widow spider to bite them — Hoping it would turn them into Spider-Man.

- It could have been worse. Wasn’t it a kid in China who ate a bat hoping to become “Batman” and we all ended up stuck in our houses for three months?

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick