The Big 10 has postponed their Football season until at least next Spring.

- So we’ll spend Saturday’s this Fall just like we have all Spring and Summer… Sitting on the couch eating.

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Former Presidential Candidate Kamala Harris will be Joe Biden’s VP running mate.

- So apparently Kamala passed Joe’s sniff test.

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Amazon plans to purchase the old Michigan State Fair Grounds and turn it into a distribution center.

- Which is GREAT news if you need to get a Corn Dog, Funnel Cake and Garden Gnome Key-Hider delivered to your house in 2 Days Guaranteed.

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According to a new study conducted by Researchers at Duke University, Bandanas do not work well as face masks, to stop the spread of Covid.

- On the bright side, they’re still a great choice if you’re looking to rob a bank.

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NASA says they will help to battle systematic discrimination by changing names of celestial bodies that are “culturally insensitive”.

- In other NASA news… They announced the discovery of a new Asteroid named “Kardashian”.

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Scientists say they've developed a method to make mice glow in the dark.

- This is gonna make things a lot easier for home inspectors and pest control technicians.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick