State employees in Milwaukee have been told they must wear masks on Zoom business calls - even if they’re home alone.

- How come nobody makes it a requirement for people on Zoom to wear PANTS??

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Speaking of Milwaukee… This week in 1939 “The Wizard of Oz” had its World Premiere there.

- So are you telling me that the Great and Powerful Oz lived in WISCONSIN???

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Vladimir Putin announced that Russia has developed the first working coronavirus vaccine despite international criticism that there’s no way it could have happened so fast and therefore could be deadly.

- You gotta admit, as the former head of the KGB, nobody knows more about “Deadly Shots” than Putin.

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Prince Harry and Meghan Markle paid $14.5 Million for their new home in Montecito, California which features 9 bedrooms and 16 bathrooms.

- He may never be the King… but with 16 bathrooms Harry will always have a seat on the Throne.

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In other Royal News… A new book claims Meghan Markle didn't attend Pippa Middleton's wedding because she was worried it would turn into a competition in the press over who had the Best Butt.

- Remember the good old days when all female guests at a wedding had to worry about was not wearing white?

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The mayor of Rio de Janeiro announced that sunbathers on Rio’s famous beaches will have to social distance and use a special phone app to reserve space on the sand ahead of time.

- I don’t know about you… but I HATE getting sand in my App.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick