Unknown-446.jpeg

CNN published an Op-Ed over the weekend with the headline: “Taylor Swift is 100% Right About Donald Trump”.

- I was on the fence before… but THIS really helped me make up my mind.

*****

Stripper-turned-Rapper Cardi B has endorsed Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez for President once the Congresswoman turns 35.

- Well this is good. Now TWO of my major political decisions have been made! Thank you Taylor and Cardi B!

*****

Forbes magazine is reporting that the U.S. National Debt will rise to $78 TRILLION by the year 2028.

- The way things are going… I’ll be surprised if this country is STILL AROUND in 2028.

*****

A new survey shows growing number of middle class as well as rich people are leaving LA because of the “liberal policies that have turned the city into a cesspool of junkies”.

- And those are just the people who live in Charlie Sheen’s neighborhood.

*****

AMC Theaters will re-open this week and they’re luring back customers with fifteen cent tickets to celebrate their 100th Anniversary.

- Sure the tickets are cheap, but Raisinettes are now $59.99 a box.

*****

Happy Belated Birthday to Madonna who turned 62 yesterday!

- What do you get the girl who’s had everyone??

*****

Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick