75 year old Suzanne Somers says that thanks to Hormone Replacement Therapy she has a “great sex life” and that without it she didn’t care about sex and “Would rather have a Smoothie”.

- Boy that must be SOME Smoothie!

- Didn’t she used to tell us that all we needed for a great sex life was a Thigh Master?

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Gwyneth Paltrow says her son is “Happy & Proud” that she sells sex toys on her GOOP website.

- Things have certainly changed… I remember being “Happy & Proud” when my Mom made cookies for my Elementary School Square Dance.

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The author of the book “Woke Baby!” writes of a race struggle that she says “Starts in the crib”. The book reads in part, “Woke Babies raise their fists in the air. Woke babies cry out for justice”.

- And you thought they just had a poopy diaper.

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Outraged Howard University undergraduate students claim they are being forced to live in deplorable housing conditions – with rats, cockroaches, mold, and mushrooms plaguing their dorm rooms.

- Here’s a tip for guys going to College… If you want to live in a dirty run down place with rodents and bugs… Join a Fraternity.

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A Caravan of more than 2,000 migrants broke through the Mexican Border City of Tapachula to make their way into the United States.

- This is what happens when Washington gives the thumbs up to a giant game of “Red Rover”. (“Red Rover, Red Rover… Send EVERYONE Over!!!)

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A new Airplane survey found that 4 in 10 parents would leave their kids to sit alone in the coach section if they were offered an upgrade to First Class.

- The other 6 leave the kids at home.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick