The medical journal Lancet says that Climate change is set to become the "defining narrative of human health," triggering food shortages, deadly disasters and disease outbreaks that will dwarf the toll of the coronavirus.

- On the bright side… it’s almost FRIDAY!!!

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Disgraced ex-US Rep. Katie Hill who resigned from office after she was caught having a “Throuple” with her then-husband and a female campaign staffer Is pregnant! She’s having a child with her new boyfriend - a former Playboy reporter turned novelist.

- Wait a minute… I could swear I watched a movie with the exact same plot on the Hallmark Channel last night!

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A new study suggests dogs can develop ADHD - Attention-Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder -making them fidgety, excitable, and loud.

- I thought that’s what made them DOGS.

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Hooters servers are complaining that the shorts they have to wear as part of their new uniforms are so small, it look like they're wearing nothing but thong panties.

- Yes, and???

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The Taliban have promised free clothes, plots of land and $112 in cash to the family members of suicide bombers who targeted U.S. and Afghan forces.

- That’s quite a retirement package! Too bad you have to be dead to collect.

- Families of the fighters were thrilled saying, like their Suicide Vests, the gifts really blew ‘em away.

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Hiring experts say prospective employees should never wear Orange to an interview… because it makes you look “flashy” and like you might “

- Especially if your “Orange Outfit” says “Property of Jackson Prison” on the back.

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A new report claims Disney is considering getting rid of ESPN.

- So if you want to get sports from Disney… you’re gonna have to wait for videos of Snow White taking the Seven Dwarves Miniature Golfing.

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RIP… Ron Rose - a huge force in Detroit Media - has died. Ron started his career - which spanned six decades - as a disc jockey here in Detroit, before opening the legendary Ron Rose Studios where thousands of Radio and TV commercials were recorded over the years. You may not have known Ron’s face… but chances are you knew his deep, resonant voice. He was featured on hundreds of Local and National Commercials plus Hollywood Movie Trailers. Ron was a fantastic guy that Jackie and I both had the pleasure of working with many times.

Our hearts go out to his wife Carla, their three children and five grandchildren.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday…

- Dick