The FDA plans to allow Americans to receive a different booster shot from the vaccine they originally received… So… If you originally got Moderna, you can get Pfizer. If you originally got Pfizer, you can get Moderna.

- Put another way, “If you like your Vaccine… You can KEEP your Vaccine”… but “If you can’t get the Vaccine you LIKE, you can get ANOTHER Vaccine”. I hope that simplifies things for you.

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A Washington State fisherman caught an ultra-rare fish during a recent crab fishing excursion - when the Neon-orange, 18 Arm creature got stuck in the crab trap.

- But enough about Joy Behar.

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In order to help shore up a lack of employees and increased demand for goods, some trucking companies are teaching High School kids to drive their big rigs.

- Perfect! 18- Wheelers full of gasoline being driven by a kid with a “Student Driver at the Wheel” bumper sticker. What could go wrong??

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Palace insiders have confirmed that there’s an unwritten rule in Buckingham Palace that no one in the Royal Family is allowed to go to bed before the Queen… who stays up until Midnight.

- They have a similar rule at the White House… but President Biden won’t let anyone go to bed until he’s tucked in and ready for Matlock at 7:30.

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A body language expert says video of a CNBC reporter bouncing her leg and foot and twirling her hair while she interviewed Vladimir Putin shows that she WAS flirting with the Russian Prez… but that he didn’t flirt back.

- So apparently the two won’t be enjoying a “Soviet Union” anytime soon.

- This kind of thing never happened when Helen Thomas interviewed Nikita Khrushchev.

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A Los Angeles Realtor is advertising by posting full frontal nude photos of himself inside the houses he’s selling.

- I’m not trying to judge, but I saw one of the pics and it appears the house has a big back yard but not much of a front porch.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick