Kanye West has officially change his name. He will heretofore be known as “Ye” - with no middle or last name.

- So now instead of Kim saying to their kids, “Listen to your Father”… She just says, “Hear Ye, Hear Ye”.

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A woman in Arizona is making headlines for giving birth to a bouncing baby boy named “Finnley” who weighed in at a hefty 14.1 pounds.

- After the doctor slapped the baby’s butt… the Baby slapped his Mom for letting him get that big…but mostly for naming him “Finnley”.

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Saudi Arabia has announced plans to convert an Oil Rig into a 150,000 square meter "extreme park" and resort in the Arabian Gulf that will feature 3 hotels, 11 restaurants , a roller coaster, bungee jumping and sky diving.

- This sounds like the Middle East Version of Cedar Point, except on the Merry-Go-Round we ride Horses… They ride Camels.

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If you want to vacation at the The Sorrel River Ranch Resort in Utah… pack your parachute. The location is so remote… they fly guests overhead and have them parachute down to the ranch.

- If I want to risk my life on Vacation, I’ll just walk around San Francisco or Portland.

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North Korea’s Kim Jong Un is bragging about test-firing two Ballistic Missiles from a Submarine.

- Yeah? Well big deal! We’ve got Subway’s “Footlong Chicken Bacon Ranch Sub with Double Meat and Cheese”… that can probably kill you faster than Lil Kim’s Lil Rocket!

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According to a new survey, the average American admits to using five different “cleaning shortcuts” while tidying up their home. The number one hack: Misting the room with air freshener instead of actually cleaning or taking out the garbage.

- Which is great if you want your kitchen to smell like “Autumn Leaves” with a hint of last night’s Tuna.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick