RIP… Colin Powell has died at the age of 84 from complications brought on by COVID-19 - although he was fully vaccinated. Powell was also being treated for Multiple Myeloma and Parkinson’s Disease.

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DC Comics has removed “American Way” from Superman’s slogan… changing it from “Truth, Justice, and The American Way” to “Truth, Justice and a Better Tomorrow”.

- Sounds more like a Presidential Campaign Slogan than a Super Hero Motto.

- I thought “A Better Tomorrow” was something you got from taking Metamucil.

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President and First Lady Biden enjoyed their first Date-night dinner at a restaurant over the weekend… with the Prez reportedly dining on Lobster.

- Much like the butter, the President looked drawn.

- Critics complaind about the cost of the meal to tax payers, but the WH pointed out that Biden got the Lobster half-off during the Early Bird Special.

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On Sunday, Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer suggested that if there are are staff shortages at airports due to the vaccine mandate, Airports should just hire Sniffer Dogs.

- So if you’re planning on trying to sneak drugs through the airport this weekend DON’T hide them in your underwear if you know what I’m sayin’.

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Jamie Lee Curtis says her Mother, Janet Leigh would have been traumatized by the "#MeToo Movement.

- Not as traumatized as I was by Janet’s shower scene in Psycho… but still, Pretty traumatized.

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Bill and Melinda Gates walked their daughter, Jennifer, down the aisle Saturday Night followed by a reception that cost $2 MILLION.

- If you want to send the happy couple a gift… they’re registered FOR Bed, Bath & Beyond.

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RIP… Betty Lynn, the actress best known for playing Barney Fife's girlfriend Thelma Lou on "The Andy Griffith Show” who died Saturday at 95.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick