A recent OnePoll survey asked 2,000 American parents of children under 10 to weigh in on which “offensive” Halloween costumes they believe should be banned from stores.

- The most offensive costume were “Tickle me Taliban” and the “Sexy Wuhan Lab Worker”.

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Police in Ontario released a 9-1-1 call after a man called the emergency line to report he had to pee while stuck in traffic.

- It could have been worse. He could have needed to call 9-2-2.

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Walgreens is closing 5 more stores in San Francisco citing “Organized Shoplifting” during the Pandemic - because city policy allows crooks to steal up to $950 worth of merchandise without being arrested.

- UNLESS, of course, the thieves don’t wear A Mandatory MASK during the robbery. That’s when they’ll get jail time.

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The trailer for the 5th installment in the “Scream” Horror movie series was released Tuesday - although the movie’s not due in theaters until next year.

- I guess they figure we’ve all got enough to “Scream” about these days without some Movie getting us through the end of 2021.

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A robotics company has created a robot dog with a rifle mounted to its back.

- So now you can choose from three kinds of Robot Dogs: A Pointer, a Sitter or a Shooter.

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More that 10,000 UAW workers have walked off the job at John Deere after Union and Company leaders failed to reach an agreement.

- The workers announced the strike in a Deere John letter.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick