Olympic Skater Nancy Kerrigan turns 52 today! To celebrate… Tonya Harding is throwing her a party.

- But don’t tell Nancy! Just like the last time the two of. them met… Tonya wants it to be a surprise!!

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This morning, 90 year old William Shatner blasted off into space aboard Jeff Bezos Blue Origin’s Rocket becoming the oldest person ever to make the journey.

- He says he hasn’t been this excited to go “Where no man has gone before” since the time he went on a blind date with Ellen DeGeneres.

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The Internet went nuts yesterday after it was revealed that a new video series featuring VP Harris teaching “kids” about Space isn’t exactly what it appears… Turns out the “kids” are actually professional actors who had to audition for the roles.

- Maybe they’re hoping the kids can give Kamala some tips on how to “Act” more Vice-Presidential.

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Keith Richards says The Rolling Stones will no longer play their 1971 hit “Brown Sugar” in concert - saying that although the song is about the “horrors” of the slave trade, some people have complained about the lyrics.

- The song was written 50 YEARS AGO - but apparently the Stones fans just sobered up long enough to actually listen to the lyrics.

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Southwest Airlines canceled hundreds more flights Monday after the airline was forced to ground nearly 2,000 flights over the weekend, blaming the issues on weather and staffing… but insiders say it’s the result of the Biden Administration’s Mask Mandate.

- If they want to “encourage” passengers to wear masks, why don’t they just have them drop from the ceiling like they usually do?

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A new report claims New Jersey election officials are struggling to find poll workers.

- It’s so bad they’ve hired Stormy Daniels to host a “Poll Worker Job Fair”.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick