For you NCIS fans… Mark Harmon has retired. Last night was his final appearance after 18 years on the show - although we he will stay on as Executive Producer. Harmon’s real life wife of 34 years, Farmington’s own Pam Dawber appeared in the episode as well.

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The World Health Organization says that China is denying International Inspectors access to Bat Caves - which they need to determine how COVID originated.

- If they want to get into the Bat Caves… why don’t they just call Bruce Wayne in his Uber/Batmobile? He’ll give ‘em a Lyft.

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Monday, DC Comics announced that The new Superman, Jonathan Kent — the son of Clark Kent and Lois Lane — will soon begin a romantic relationship with a male friend as he comes out as Bi-Sexual.

- Clark and Lois find out Jon is Bi when his “Date” shows up for dinner and Jon says, “It’s a Bird! It’s a Plane! No… It’s my BOYFRIEND, Bob!!!!”

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Jon - who is extremely “woke” has already combated wildfires caused by climate change, thwarted a high school shooting and protested the deportation of refugees in Metropolis.

- If he’s so “Woke”… how come we’re still calling him Super MAN??? Shouldn’t he be Super “Person”???

- What next?? By 2030, Superman will fly with a 100% Battery Operated Electric Cape??

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Tomorrow 90 year old William Shatner will blast off into space aboard Jeff Bezos Blue Origin Spaceship… and Captain Kirk says he’s “Terrified”.

- But we’ll never know for sure because as you may have heard… “In Space, no one can hear you scream”.

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'Jeopardy!" contestant Matt Amodio's historic run ended on yesterday’s show, leaving him with 38 wins - second only to Ken Jennings - and more than $1.5 million in prize money.

- His historic run reminds me of the time I was on Jeopardy… Except for the 38 wins and $1.5 MILLION in prize money part.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick