It’s Columbus Day… The day we celebrate Christopher Columbus’s voyage across the Atlantic to save BIG at Gardner White’s 12-Hour “You Discovered the New World… You Deserve a Great Night’s Sleep” Mattress Sale!!!

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Friday night on “The Tonight Show”, Madonna laid on Jimmy Fallon’s desk, lifted her skirt and flashed the camera.

- But it was no big deal because it was nothing the audience hadn’t seen before.

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Archeologists have discovered a 6 MILLION YEAR OLD set of footprints on the Greek isle of Crete.

- You know what they say… Big Feet. Big Fossils.

- Another, smaller set of prints were found nearby - believed to be made by the 1st guys assistant. The 2nd guy obviously had big shoes to fill.

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More than 50 years after they split, Paul McCartney has revealed that the Beatles break-up wasn’t HIS idea as many fans thought, but was actually instigated by John Lennon.

- And by “John” he probably means “Yoko”.

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Kim Kardashian made jokes about her sisters, her sex tape, and OJ Simpson during her hosting stint on Saturday Night Live… which saw the ratings go up by 23%.

- For those of you not good with math, that comes out to 11.5% per cheek.

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A new poll from Figo Pet Insurance found that 3 in 5 people consider their pet to be their soulmate.

- The other 2 in 5 prefer to have a “Soulmate” who doesn’t pee on the carpet.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick