Andrew Lloyd Webber said he disliked the 2019 film version of his musical “Cats” so much he was “emotionally damaged” and had to buy a therapy dog.

- Personally, I feel “emotionally damaged” every time I watch “Love After Lock-Up” and “Marriage Bootcamp: Hip-Hop Edition”.

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Singer Harry Styles finally admitted that his 2019 song “Watermelon Sugar” IS about “the female orgasm”.

- I believe this story comes under the heading “Fake News”!!!

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A former female Disney parks employee who used to greet guests while dressed as a Disney character says she was often hit on by married me who tried to slip her their hotel keys.

- Then there was this one time a guy dressed up as a Mouse tried to slip her a Mickey.

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Israeli archaeologists have found a rare ancient toilet in Jerusalem dating back more than 2,700 years that they say was designed for “Comfortable sitting, with a deep septic tank dug underneath”.

- They also found an ancient “Squatty Potty” made of stone and a dog-eared copy of the “Sports Illustrated Toga Edition”.

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Northwell Health, which employs more than 76,000 people as New York State's largest health care provider, has fired 1,400 of its workers after they refused to get vaccinated against COVID.

- Remember the good old days when all you had to worry about was Keeping up with the Joneses? Now you have to keep up with the Pfizers.

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A new study says adults feel happier when surrounded by house-plants.

- This reminds me of my Aunt Beulah who had plants all over her house back in Buffalo. We told her to be careful, but one day the was moving this one plant - I think it was a Rubber Tree - and she fell and broke her hip. Just what made my little old Aunt, think she could move that Rubber Tree Plant? Everyone knows an Aunt, Can’t, move a rubber tree plant. But she had High Hopes! She had High Hopes!

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Jamie Lee Curtis admits she’s had Plastic Surgery - but isn’t a fan - saying, “The current trend of fillers and procedures” designed to make us look better on Zoom are “Wiping out generations of beauty”, adding "Once you mess with your face, you can’t get it back”.

- Well I beg to differ... I once had my mustache removed and it GREW BACK! Oh, maybe not as good as my Aunt Beulah’s… but it was still pretty good!!!

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Have s great day and I’ll see you back here Friday

-Dick